Why Zero Dark Thirty is Zero Hot Thirty

All female agents of CIA are blond & beautiful. 
This is what Zero Dark Thirty (a film about Bin Laden’s hunt), tells about CIA. And watching the complete film can reveal a few more interesting things regarding CIA.
For example;
To obtain a telephone number, CIA bribes people with Lamborghinis instead of looking into a directory.
Be-fooling CIA is very easy; all you have to do is yell, “hey! I’ve can lead you to Al-Qaeda.”
CIA guys are horrible at pronouncing Arabic names.
While putting reputation of their country, and lives of SEAL team at risk, CIA was not 100% sure about Osama Bin Laden’s existence in Abbotabad.
CIA thinks they found OBL on their own (Maya, heroine of the film called him UBL, I think she writes Osama with U).
Apart from CIA, Kathryn Bigelow, director of the film, seems to be obsessed with burqas; in the scene of OBL’s compound raid, a few women are shown sleeping with their burqas on. And, in most of the outdoor shots of Pakistan, we hear sound of Azaan (prayer call) in background. Perhaps she doesn’t know that Muslim offer only five prayers in a day.
Post Script: Those who do not comment on this blog post, will be hunt just like OBL 🙂 
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8 thoughts on “Why Zero Dark Thirty is Zero Hot Thirty

  1. Seriously since I did see the movie & loved it here is my suggestion ” why don't make a movie OBL Dead body was extracted from Tarbella moved to Abbotabad for the Movie ! stop complaining get real !

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  2. Why would the US want to lie and portray Osama as being in Pakistan. Pakistan is not important enough to the American people to bother making propaganda against it. Those who needed to see the proof, got to see the DNA samples for themselves. The body was also confirmed by OBL's own family. The pakistani government has already hunted down and punished those that assisted us in finding him. So how can so many in pakistan be dumb enough to believe it some elaborate conspiracy to 'frame' pakistanis? Why would the US need to frame you? Most Americans already dislike Pakistan without needing any propaganda to help.

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  3. They can safely be called extremists long before Iraq was invaded. I seem to recall seeing many Iraqi's and Pakistani's dancing in the street and celebrating when 9/11 happened. Perhaps that isn't extremism though. That is just the average reaction from those belonging to the 'religion of peace' Osama got what he deserved. Pakistan has always been home to religious radicals. They couldn't be trusted and I am GLAD the US conducted the raid behind pakistans back. They couldn't do a thing about it and only proves how justified it was when their government starts torturing people who helped US find OBL. They are just upset that US exposed them as harboring the worlds most wanted terrorist. Maybe you pakistanis are fine with letting suicide bombers and brainwashed radicals terrorize your country. If you want to live in a garbage pit where people get blown up everyday, be my guest, but don't cry when America takes care of business.It's no wonder Indians can't stand you people. I am so glad I live nice and far away from you animals.

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