Do you know I visit The Daily Post everyday?
YES. EVERY – DAY. Which means DAILY.
And what do I do there. I look at the daily prompt and tell myself, “Aw! That’s too complicated for me.”
Why do you guys give complicated daily prompts? Eh? And then you expect me not to hate you?
Well, hate is a strong word, and I hate to use strong words; but alternatives like ‘loathe’ are even more strong. See, how complicated my life is. Can’t even use an alternative of hate, totally, completely, absolutely ABHOR it.
And now look at the recent prompt – “Phobia, Shmobia.”
Is this even a word? If, by any means, Shmobia means an evolving fear of visiting The Daily Post, I’m feeling it developing inside me.
Guys, you’re going to kill the great writer in me (only a great writer can write 49 blog posts in almost three years – last one dating back to April this year, in which he had vowed to stop dreaming, and start writing)