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Did I earn $4500 at #PayoneerLahore forum?

I wanted to earn $4500 a day, so decided to attend Payoneer Forum at Lahore, Pakistan.

Yes, this was what Mr. Tanveer Hussain Nandla promised to tell at the forum – his topic was, Event Blogging, How I made $4500 a day.

Tempting, yes!

Believable, No!

Did he tell the trick, Not at all!

Mr. Nandla did tell how he managed to earn $7000… and spent the money on his marriage. What an eventful spending of plentiful dollars. Though he managed to explain something known as Google Adwords Keywords planner. I suppose it is used to plan weddings. Continue reading

The F committee

The government, in all its brilliance, has decided to tackle the fuel problem head-on. Yes, in an effort to rid nation of the fuel crisis, government has decided to constitute – a committee. This will be named an ‘F’ committee, and would make a National Fuel Plan (just like they made National Action Plan).

The committee will then make sub-committees, one of which will be looking into consumption patterns. That is, if anybody takes 50 liters of petrol, he will be reported. Continue reading

Serious allegations on Ex-President of Pakistan

Truth Always PrevailsYear: 1983. It was 11.30 pm. Sadruddin Hashwani got a call.

“There is a chaos in disco!” GM of Marriott Hotel Karachi was on the other side, “We’ve had a fight between two men and their groups…guns and firing.”

Hashwani ordered GM to use guards and kick those fellows out. Later, it turned out that one of the men involved in fight was Asif Ali Zardari. The same man who later became husband of the Prime Minister, and eventually, President of Pakistan. Continue reading

Kim Jong-un is in Pakistan, living in guise of Shireen Mazari

Kim Jong-un, the North Korean leader, has been missing.

No seriously, he has not appeared in public view since ages. And this has led to some very serious conspiracy theories.

International media is speculating that the leader has been deposed or indisposed. World is wondering, does Kim Jong-un still hold power?

Fuse Views has some very exclusive information in this regard.

The missing North Korean leader has been hiding in Pakistan. And more importantly, he has been living with leader of a political party, Pakistan Tehreek Insaf (PTI). PTI’s supreme leader, a cricketer-turned-politician, Imran Khan is staging sit-in to oust government (Pakistan’s government, not North-Korea’s). Continue reading

Constipacy of American conspiracy

“Operation in North Waziristan is American conspiracy,” my friend was furious.

Taken aback, I asked for explanation.

He said, “America wants Pakistan army to remain occupied along Afghan border.”

“What purpose will it serve?” I scratched my head.

He declared, “America wants to pin China, and needs India to do that. Now, India’s army is deputed along border with Pakistan, and cannot be spared for China. That is why America is engaging Pakistan army to fight against its own people. Pak army is fighting on American dollars.” Continue reading

Media circus in Pakistan

Media channels in Pakistan strive hard for ratings. For their competitive advantage, they even become part of media campaign against other channels. Recently, a television channel was discussing government’s measures to bring prices down during the month of Ramadan.

A person from the ruling party PML-N, Mian Marghoob was invited to represent the government. Another participant of the show was one Ibrahim Mughal, whose relevance to the show is yet to be determined.

As Mian Marghoob tried to make some point, Ibrahim Mughal interrupted wrathfully. Marghoob tried to reason, but things got out of control, Continue reading